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Kasutaja idiootsused
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs."Here we go again."
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Korrakaitsjad vaatavad, et kahtlane araablane seisab lennujaamas. Igaks juhuks kõnnivad tema juurde ja küsivad: "Mis teed siin?"
Araablane vastab: "Ah, niisama tiksun"
Araablane vastab: "Ah, niisama tiksun"
Joodik räägib ajakirjanikule: " Ma olen elu jooksul ainult kaks korda kaine olnud."
Ajakirjanik vastu: "Kuidas siis nii?"
J: "No esimene kord pandi pood varem kinni."
A: "Aga teine kord?"
J: "No teine kord oli täitsa oma viga."
Ajakirjanik vastu: "Kuidas siis nii?"
J: "No esimene kord pandi pood varem kinni."
A: "Aga teine kord?"
J: "No teine kord oli täitsa oma viga."
A man gets a tattoo of a £50 note onto his cock.
His wife asks "Why the fuck have you done that?!"
Man replies "Because, 1 - I can always feel my money in my hand, 2 - I like to play with my money, and 3 - Next time you wanna blow 50 quid you can stay at home and do it!!"
His wife asks "Why the fuck have you done that?!"
Man replies "Because, 1 - I can always feel my money in my hand, 2 - I like to play with my money, and 3 - Next time you wanna blow 50 quid you can stay at home and do it!!"
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